he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"
horf horf horf
"fake gamer girl"
because i would totally spend 60 bucks on something i don’t want just so i can impress a boy and his penis
rainyones said: Espresso, decaf, machiatto, latte, cappucino, black
Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
-alarm manifests itself into dream- WHOA WAIT WHAT WHY ARE THE CYLONS ATTAC… oh alarm okay. Snooze.
Facebook/Tumblr/Email “Please god let my classes be cance… nothing’s cancelled. Okay fine. Tutoring appointment? I don’t want to do a tutoring appointment today. Fine.”
FUCK I’M GONNA BE LATE
Rapid-fire dressing, cramming stuff for the day in backpack, finding lunch, tripping over cats, finding keys.
Leave approximately 5 minutes late. Still get to class on time. Pfffft, speed limits what are.
Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
Erm… all I can think of at the moment is casademanana's reaction to SailCat.
Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
Warm brownies and cold milk. Because… duh.
Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
Sense of humor
Being able to think through and fix stuff without panicking
Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
A mix of traditional and quirky. Like, I want the pretty dress and the pretty cake, but I don’t care about the rest of the hoopla. Definitely inside, probably in a church.
Either that or I’ll make good on my threat to mom to pull out a Star Wars wedding with a Jedi Honor Guard.
Black: Recall the worst insult you’ve ever received.
I don’t remember any direct quotes, but it is guaranteed to be something my ex boss said to me.
- Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
- Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
- Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
- Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
- Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
- Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
- Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
- Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
- Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
- Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
- Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
- Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
- Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.
how many teenagers do you think ended up in madame pomfrey’s after sneaking enough booze to get really wasted and think that using “engorgio” on their dick was a good idea
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow
That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!
that’s what happened in budapest.
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this
my PROBLEMS all the time
When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.