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16 Apr senioragentblue:

thestormypetrelofcrime:

I was thinking about how stupid child leashes are and was reminded of Sam’s harness…

I can’t stop laughing. I love it.

senioragentblue:

thestormypetrelofcrime:

I was thinking about how stupid child leashes are and was reminded of Sam’s harness…

I can’t stop laughing. I love it.

16 Apr smoothbuttdiapershit:

hamsteakandpasta:

yips-like-chihuahua:

sleepwonk:

ladycheshire:

Watch and be amazed.

take a shot every time someone reblogs this not realizing it’s Homestuck 

take a shot every time someone in the homestuck fandom thinks the zodiac signs belong to homestuck and homestuck alonejk don’t do that we’d all be drunk off our asses and even more irritating than we already are

Usually I’d agree with you bro, but you see, this kind of is. It’s not just the zodiacs, its the zodiacs (the troll symbols) in the corresponding blood colors. Not everything is about Homestuck, but sometimes, things actually are.

Burn

smoothbuttdiapershit:

hamsteakandpasta:

yips-like-chihuahua:

sleepwonk:

ladycheshire:

Watch and be amazed.

take a shot every time someone reblogs this not realizing it’s Homestuck 

take a shot every time someone in the homestuck fandom thinks the zodiac signs belong to homestuck and homestuck alone
jk don’t do that we’d all be drunk off our asses and even more irritating than we already are

Usually I’d agree with you bro, but you see, this kind of is. It’s not just the zodiacs, its the zodiacs (the troll symbols) in the corresponding blood colors. Not everything is about Homestuck, but sometimes, things actually are.

Burn

(Source: modunit)

16 Apr

(Source: chucknoblet)

16 Apr

foodffs:

Potato Soup

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

16 Apr

(Source: shatteredhunter)

16 Apr

heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

16 Apr

kakashifan-lol:

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

Gentlemen.

16 Apr

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

16 Apr hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

(Source: foggypebble)

16 Apr

weavemunchers:

when I say that im ready to order at a restaurant what I really mean is that im not ready but the panic will help me make a decision

16 Apr
The idea that sex is something a woman gives a man, and she loses something when she does that, which again for me is nonsense. I want us to raise girls differently where boys and girls start to see sexuality as something that they own, rather than something that a boy takes from a girl.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (NPR)

Fuck I love me some Chimamanda. Truth!

(via wholefoodsandgin)

(Source: try-so-to-live)

16 Apr
  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
16 Apr

(Source: p-r-o-m-e-t-h-h-e-u-s)

16 Apr

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

16 Apr

gwenlightened:

restlesslyaspiring:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

I’M CRYING THIS IS A PERFECT IDEA

I DIDN’T KNOW I WANTED THIS UNTIL NOW

(Source: tomhidlston)